A Slightly Serious Halloween
In honor of one of my favorite holidays, I created a handy flow chart to help you decipher if your date among the living dead, or just the brain dead. If you’re a single guy, you could easily use this guide to find out if the girl you just went out with smelled that way because she’s shunning deodorant or is slowly decomposing.
So read ahead and find out: Are you dating a zombie?
(And yes, I made those blood stains myself! I’m practicing my Photoshop skills.)
Happy Halloween!

LOVE the flowchart! I just spent about 10 minutes following every possible path on it, and it made me laugh a lot. (I’m a little slow, but I swear it’s not because I’m a reanimated corpse. Notice my correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation.)